Friday, 31 May 2013

It's Not Tapas

Imagine for one moment a turd; not a pleasant image, I know. Imagine that this turd is then cut up into little bite-sized pieces before being artfully arranged in the middle of a small plate. There are some people who will tell you that this is tapas. It's not: it's shit on a plate.

With apologies to Jorge Valdano for bastardising his famous 'shit on a stick' rant.


  1. Don't even get me started on the 'Everything is known as Tapas these days' argument. Japanese Tapas, Indian Taps, English Tapas.......WTF??